Lawak-Lawak Muka Buku

pada suatu hari di gerai buah-buahan milik seorg penduduk tempatan telah didatangi oleh makhluk x asing lagi..

Pelancong : Excuse me,what place is this?
... Penjual : Ape? Marcedes?saya x pakai marcedes la..proton wira ade la...
Pelancong : What did u say??
... Penjual : Tuan jgn merepeklah! tuan nk mkn pasir?!!
Pelancong : I don`t understand! what are u saying???!
Penjual : bas stand? tuan nk naik bas? kat cni pon bleh...
Pelancong : What are u talking about?
Penjual : oh..Roundabout ye? mmg bas yg tuan naik tu akn lalu roundabout...kenape tuan takot ehh...hehehe
Pelancong : u must be crazy....!
Penjual : Ape??!! tuan ni mcm2 la!! skang tuan nk anak saye si Rozi plak!! cisss!!!!!..

 

Cikgu : murid2.. Siapa yg nak msk syurga..?
Serentak murid2 menjawb sayaaa..! , AJOI yg duduk di blkng diam saja...
Cikgu : siapa yg nak msk neraka..?
murid2 : tdk mau....!!! AJOI tetap diam sja.
cikgu teros ke balakng dan bercakap ngan AJOI...
... Cikgu : AJOI kamu nak msk syurga atau neraka?
AJoi :dua2 tknak cikgu...
Cikgu : knp..?
Ajoi : hbs waktu ayah sye mninggal, dye berpesan..
AJOI.... Apapun yg terjadi kamu harus masuk TENTERA..
Cikgu : !@#$%^

 

kasim : weh wan, aku nk pnjm laptop ko leh x..,
wan : pakai aa.. nuh ade atas meja
kasim : wan, ape pswod laptop ko neh?,
wan : tak boleh
kasim : cpat la woi..bgtau aa paswod laptop nie..
... ... wan : aku kta tak boleh, tak boleh la..
kasim : kdkot siot ko neh..
wan : eh kasim, ko nk g mn? td kata na pjm laptop??
kasim : dh ko xbg paswod cmne aku na pakai..(jeling)
wan : laa...kan aku da kata...TAK BOLEH.. itula paswordnye. ==

Gigi ouhh gigi ...

i says -- Isnin 21/5/12 gigi aku nak kene anta repair ..

Tolong , aku xmau .. DON`t TOUCH MY TEETH !!
Tolong dokte , tolong .. Jangan di usik gigi saye neyh .. :)
Gigi saye oke . Gigi saye sihat dokte ..
Jangan lahh di usik-2 gigi saye ney .. aeh3 .. heheh :D

cinte hati ku !!

ayat2 bangang ..

Walau lautan api,
aku akan naik bot untuk rentasnye,
ye la, takkan gile nak berenang kan.
Walau setinggi gunung,
aku sewa helikopter ,
ye la, nak daki mane larat.
Walau duit antaran rm100000,
aku akan tetap tikam nombor,
nak kerja, malas ahhh.
Walau mak pak ko tak bagi,
aku tetap nak jugak,
akan ku langgar diorang dengan kapcai abang aku.
Walau ade prempuan lain,
takkan ku curang,
melainkan die lagi cantek.

cerite facebook ( muka buku )

Kisah benar: Akibat dedah AURAT di facebook... ....
kisah ini mengenai seorang hamba Allah. Beliau
merupakan seorang wanita yang aktif berfacebook.. .
dalam facebook nya mempunyai banyak koleksi
gambar yg tidak menutup aurat...
selepas beliau meninggal dunia, ibunya sentiasa
bermimpi beliau merayu kepada ibunya supaya
delete gambar2nya yg tidak menutup auratnya di
facebook... malangnya tiada siapa... yang mengetahui
password facebooknya. ..
jadi, kemungkinan besar, rohnya tidak tenang
dengan dosa auratnya yang dibiar begitu saja
menjadi tatapan umum....
dan ingatlah, azab untuk kita yg sengaja membiarkan
aurat kita dilihat oleh lelaki bukan mahram ialah API
NERAKA!
*Cerita ini menjadi iktibar dan pengajaran buat kita,

Love Story Lyrics – Taylor Swift

We were both young, when I first saw you.
I close my eyes and the flashback starts-
I’m standing there, on a balcony in summer air.
I see the lights; see the party, the ball gowns.
I see you make your way through the crowd-
You say hello, little did I know…

That you were Romeo, youthrowing pebbles-
And my daddy said “stay away from Juliet”-
And I was crying on the staircase-
begging you please don’t go…
And I said…
Romeo take me somewhere, we can be alone.
I’ll be waiting; all there’s left to do is run.
You’ll be the prince and I’ll be the princess,
It’s a love story, baby, just say yes.
So I sneak out to the garden to see you.
We keep quiet, because we’re dead if they knew-
So close your eyes… escape this town for a little while.
Oh, Oh.
Cause you were Romeo – I was a scarlet letter,
And my daddy said “stay away from Juliet” -
but you were everything to me-
I was begging you, please don’t go-
And I said…
Romeo take me somewhere, we can be alone.
I’ll be waiting; all there’s left to do is run.
You’ll be the prince and I’ll be the princess.
It’s a love story, baby, just say yes-
Romeo save me, they’re trying to tell me how to feel.
This love is difficult, but it’s real.
Don’t be afraid, we’ll make it out of this mess.
It’s a love story, baby, just say yes.
Oh, Oh.
I got tired of waiting.
Wondering if you were ever coming around.
My faith in you was fading-
When I met you on the outskirts of town.
And I said…
Romeo save me, I’ve been feeling so alone.
I keep waiting, for you but you never come.
Is this in my head, I don’t know what to think-
He knelt to the ground and pulled out a ring and said…
Marry me Juliet, you’ll never have to be alone.
I love you, and that’s all I really know.
I talked to your dad — go pick out a white dress
It’s a love story, baby just say… yes.
Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh.
We were both young when I first saw you.
 were

gile-2 punye ..

bile kite di lamun cinte , tido x basah , mandi x lene , tapi makan ingat pulak . haha .. 2 lah namenye cinte monyet .. cinte budak-2 lah kate kan .. cinte budak-2 ney lah ssah , ade je yg nak rampas pakwe kite law kite dapat pakwe ensem .. tp insyaallah , pakwe kite hanye setie at kite sorang jee ... kite sayang pakwe kite .. urmuwahh !! pakwe kite laen dari yang laen , die rjin , walawpon skola sampai tingkata 5 je , walawpon nampak macam garang , tapi sebenarnye , die baek .. hehe ,, terlebih sudah ,...

cerita lawak gilerr !!

~ASSALAMUALAIKUM~

Kalau lelaki handsome pendiam
Perempuan akan cakap:: woow, cool giler...
kalau lelaki tak handsome pendiam
Perempuan akan cakap: eh perasan bagus...

kalau lelaki handsome berbuat jahat
Perempuan akan kata: nobody's perfect
kalau lelaki tak handsome berbuat jahat
perempuan akan cakap: memang.... muka pun macam
pecah rumah!

kalau lelaki handsome menolong perempuan yg
diganggu
perempuan akan cakap: wah.. machonya.. macam hero
filem!
kalau lelaki tak handsome menolong perempuan yang
diganggu
Perempuan akan kata: entah2 kawan dia...

kalau lelaki handsome dapat perempuan cantik
perempuan akan kata: sepadan sangat...
kalau lelaki tak handsome dapat perempuan cantik
perempuan akan kata: mesti kena bomoh perempuan
tuh!

kalau lelaki handsome ditinggal kekasih
perempuan akan kata: jangan sedih, kan saya ada..
kalau lelaki tak handsome ditinggal kekasih
perempuan akan kata:...(terdiam, tapi telunjuknya
meliuk-liuk dari atas ke bawah, patutlah, tengok
saja luarannya)...

kalau lelaki handsome penyayang binatang
perempuan akan cakap: perasaannya halus... penuh
kasih sayang
kalau lelaki tak handsome penyayang binatang
perempuan akan cakap: sesama keluarga memang harus
menyayangi...

kalau lelaki handsome bawa BMW
perempuan akan cakap: matching... hebat luar dalam
kalau lelaki tak handsome bawa BMW
perempuan akan cakap: bang, bosnya mana?...

kalau lelaki handsome tak mau bergambar
perempuan akan cakap: pasti takut kalau2 gambarnya
tersebar
kalau lelaki tak handsome tak mau bergambar
perempuan akan kata: tak sanggup melihat hasilnya
ya?...

kalau lelaki handsome menuang air ke gelas
perempuan
perempuan akan cakap: ini barulah lelaki gentlemen
kalau lelaki tak handsome menuang air ke gelas
perempuan
perempuan akan cakap: naluri pembantu, memang
begitu....

kalau lelaki handsome bersedih hati
perempuan akan cakap: let me be your shoulder to
cry on
kalau lelaki tak handsome bersedih hati
perempuan akan kata: kuat nangis!! lelaki ke bukan

FT Island - 사랑 사랑 사랑 (Love Love Love) Lyrics

simjangi meomchunda naesumi meotneunda niga tteonanda

gaseumi sirige neoman saranghaetda haengbokhaesseotda

ninamjaro taeeonaseo haneobsi saranghaesseotda.
geugeollo dwaetda nunmulkkuk chamaboryeonda.

bitmuri onmomeul jeoksinda tto aesseo gogaereul deureo haneureul barabonda
nae nune deureogan biga neoreul saenggakhamyeo chamgo tto chamawatdeon

nunmureul daesinhaejunda. michidorok saranghaeseo neomuna haengbokhaesseotda

saranghan chueogeun naegejun neoreul bonaenda. annyeong nae sarang sarang

sarang
jalgayo nae sarang sarang sarang chaoreuneun

naui nunmuri onmomeul jeoksyeodo

ijeneun good bye good bye good bye

nareul tteona budi haengbokhae hangeoreum hangeoreum niga meoreojinda

mareobsi suljaneul chaeunda himgyeopge sonedeulmyeo hansumeul baeteobonda
hanjaneul masyeobonda neoreul saenggakhamyeo chamgotto chamawatdeon

nunmureul hamkke samkinda michidorok saranghaeseo neomunahaengbokhaesseotda

saranghan chueogeun naege jun neoreul bonaenda. annyeong naesarang sarang

sarang

jalgayo nae sarang sarang sarang chaoreuneun naui nunmuri

onmomeul jeoksyeodo ijeneun good bye good bye goodbye

nareul tteona budi haengbokhae hangeoreum hangeoreum niga meoreojinda.

nan gaseumi chagawo sarangeul mollanneunde jeongmal gomawo

ijeya arasseo ireonge sarangirangeol

simjangi meomchunda naesumi meotneunda niga tteonanda.

annyeong nae sarang sarang sarang jalgayo nae sarang sarang sarang

chaoreuneun naui nunmuri onmomeul jeoksyeodo

ijeneun good bye good bye good bye

nareul tteona budi haengbokhae hangeoreum hangeoreum

niga meoreojinda

bitmuri onmomeul jeoksinda haneureul barabonda

chaoreuneun naui nunmuri onmomeul jeoksyeodo

ijeneun good bye good bye good bye

nareul tteona budi haengbokhae hangeoreum hangeoreum niga meoreojinda

Hello Hello - FT Island

Anyeongirang mal Hello Hello ijen Goodbye Goodbye

Mariya saranghandan mariya mot ineundan mariya
Dashi doraoran mariya
Aniya ije waso igon aniya nowa na jongmal saranghaetjana

Nobody Nobody Nobody No one no bakken opso
Shimnyoni jimnado gangsani byonhaedo no bakken opso
Baboya nal boran mariya onuldo norul hyanghae sorichyo

Anyeongirang mal Hello Hello ijen Goodbye Goodbye
Ijuryogo jakku aerul ssodo guge andwae
Nan hello hello oh non goodbye goodbye
Ajik kkaji norul saranghandan mariya

Mariya bodo shiptan mariya mot bonaendan mariya
Jebal gaji mallan mariya
Aniya ibyoriran marun aniya nowa na ajik saranghajana

Annyongira maramyo dagawatta
Sarangiran mallo nal baboro mandurotta
Hamkkehan shiganun nol mot itgen mandurootta gurigo ttonagatta
Nobakke omnun naege non tto darun annyongul malhanda

Gojitmal nal bogo marhaebwa jongmal nal ttonal goran marini

Anyeongirang mal Hello Hello ijen Goodbye Goodbye
Ijuryogo jakku aerul ssodo guge andwae
Nan hello hello oh non goodbye goodbye
Ajik kkaji norul saranghandan mariya

Everybody say La La La
Everybody say Ha Ha Ha
Everybody say Ta Ta Ta
Everybody say Hello Hello Hello
Naega nol burul ttaen Hello niga nal burul ttaen Goodbye
Uri soro darun sulpun insamal

Saranganikka Hello Hello andwae Goodbye Goodbye
Jaburyogo hamyon morojinun naye sarang
Nan Hello Hello oh non Goodbye Goodbye
Onuldo wechinun nol burunun insamal

Hello Hello ijen Goodbye Goodbye
Ijuryogo jakku aerul ssodo guge andwae
Nan Hello Hello oh non Goodbye Goodbye
Ajik kkaji norul saranghandan mariya

I'm Loner - CN Blue

oetoriya oetoriya
oetoriya oetoriya)
bwabwa nareul bwabwa ttokbaro nae du nuneul bwa
geobwa imi neoneun ddan goseul bogo isseo
check it one two three sigyebaneulman chyeoda boneun gae
mal an haedo dareun saram saenggingeol ara

(Rap)
yojeum neon na anin dareun saramgwa mannami jatdeora
ijeneun meonjeo jeonhwado geolji andeora
narang isseul ttaeneun haruga 1chorado neon nae apeseo yojeum haneulman bodeora
Oh~ I know your mind imi neowa naui geori
meoreojin geurigo beoreojin namboda motan uri sai

# oh baby oetoriya oetoriya ddaribiriddaradu~ oetoriya oetoriya ddaribiriddaradu~
oetoriya oetoriya sarange seulpeohago sarange nunmuljitneun oetori
sad sad sad sad sad sad sad tonight gaseumi apa
Oh no no no no no body knows mam molla
one two three four five six seven night su manheun bameul seumyeo nareul dallaego isseo

(Rap)
charari dareun saram saenggyeotdago naega sirheumyeon sirtago
charari soljikhage malhaejwotdamyeon nan neoreul jukdorok miwohajin anhasseul tende
check it one two three ne mareul doesaegyeo bwado irijeori dulleodaeneun geojitmariya

# Repeat
sarangi gane sarangi ddeonane
(han sarameul geurigo han sarangeul naegeneun iksukhaetdeon modeun geotdeureul)
i bami gamyeon neol jiwoyagetji
(geurae na eokjirorado neoreul jiwoyagetji nal beorin neol saenggakhamyeon geuraeyagetji)
(Gone Gone my love is gone)
oetoriya oetoriya daridiridara du~ oetoriya oetoriya ddaribiriddaradu~
oetoriya oetoriya sarange apahago sarangeul gidarineun oetori
sad sad sad sad sad sad sad tonight kkum igil wonhae
Oh no no no no no body knows nal molla
one two three four five six seven night su manheun bameul seumyeo nunmul heulligo isseo

intuition - CN Blue

naega nal ddeonal georan jikgami wa (Don’t give up)
jakkuman ireon jeoreon pinggyaedeulman (Don’t give up)
neukkimi dallatdeon ssaneulhan Bye Bye (Don’t give up)
nan bonael su eobseo (Because I love you)

narul saranghanda hal ddaen eonjego ijae waseo Why you say goodbye
idaero bonael sun eobseo (because I love you)

iyuh anin iyuro
narul ddeonagaryeo hajima

Please don’t go go go jebal ddeonakajima
hanbeonmanirado nal dorabwajullae

Please don’t go go go seulpeun insanun shireo
neol saranghanikka dashi dorawaStep by step one two three Dipdi daridu
gingin shigandeuri neorul jiweogagettjiman
Step by step one two three Dipdi daridu
nan haru haruga gotongilgeoya

neowa nan kkutiranun jikgami wa (Don’t give up)
jakkuman ireonjeoron jjajungdeulman (Don’t give up)
gihweeman yeotboda chagaun Bye Bye (Don’t give up)
nan bonael su eobseo (Because I love you)

geojit gateun sarangi
jeomjeom narul apeukeman hae

Please don’t go go go jebal ddeonakajima
hanbeonmanirado nal dorabwajullae

Please don’t go go go seulpeun insanun shireo
neol saranghanikka dashi dorawa

Step by step one two three Dipdi daridu
gingin shigandeuri neorul jiweogagettjiman
Step by step one two three Dipdi daridu
nan haru haruga gotongilgeoya

Uh nae ibsureun ibyeoreul malhagil wonhae
nae nunbicheun narul piharyeogo manhae
I ready know nan ajuh jikkamjeokeuro (I don’t wanna say goodbye)
Don’t say goodbye ibyeoreul malhajima
Don’t say bye bye narul ddeonajima
sarangeul ddeonaseo naran saramaege ireojima (Because I love you)

Don’t say no no no nae nuneul pihajima
han georeum han georeum wae meoreojiryeo hae
Don’t say no no no keureon pyojeongeun shireo
nunmullo ireohkae aewonhajanha

Please don’t go go go jebal ddeonagajima
Don’t break my heart Don’t you break my heart
narul ddeonajima yeah, still loving you

Please don’t go go go seulpeun insanun shireo
neol saranghanikka dashi dorawa

Step by step one two three Dipdi daridu
gingin shigandeuri neorul jiweogagetjiman
Step by step one two three Dipdi daridu
maeil maeili akmongilgeoya

Smile - Avril Lavigne

You know that I'm a crazy bitch
I do what I want when I feel like it
All I wanna do is lose control
But you don't really give a shit
you don't let it go let it go with it
'cause you're fucking crazy rock'n'roll

[Bridge]
You said "Hey,
What's your name?"
it took one look
and now I'm not the same
Yeah you said "Hey."
and since that day
you stole my heart
and you're the one to blame

[Chorus]
Yeah
and that's why I smile
It's been a while
since every day and everything has
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felt this right
and now you're turning all around
and suddenly you're all I need
The reason why I smile

Last night I blacked out I think
What did you, what did you put in my drink?
I remember making out and then, oh, oh
I woke up with a new tattoo
your name was on me and my name was on you
I will do it all over again

[Bridge]

[Chorus]

You know that I'm a crazy bitch
I do what I want when I feel like it
All I wanna do is lose control
You know that I'm a crazy bitch
I do what I want when I feel like it
All I wanna do is lose control

Mr. saxobeat

You make me dance
Bring me up, bring me down
Play it sweet
Make me move like a freak
Mister Saxobeat

Makes me dance
Brings me up, brings me down
Plays it sweet
Makes me move like a freak
Mister Saxobeat

You make me dance
Bring me up, bring me down
Play it sweet
Make me move like a freak
Mister Saxobeat

Makes me dance
Brings me up, brings me down
Plays it sweet
Makes me move like a freak
Mister Saxobeat

Male Vocals:
Oh oh oh oh eh hm yeah eh
Hm yeah eh hmhmhm yeah eh
Oh oh eh hm yeah eh
Hm yeah eh hmhmhm yeah eh
Oh eh hm yeah eh
Hm yeah eh hmhmhm yeah eh
Oh oh eh hm yeah eh
Hm yeah eh hmhmhm yeah eh

Bridge:
Hey, sexy boy, set me free
Don’t be so shy, play with me
My dirty boy, can’t you see
That you belong next to me
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Hey, sexy boy, set me free
Don’t be so shy, play with me
My dirty boy, can’t you see
You are the one I need

[Chorus]
You make me dance
Bring me up, bring me down
Play it sweet
Make me move like a freak
Mister Saxobeat

Makes me dance
Brings me up, brings me down
Plays it sweet
Makes me move like a freak
Mister Saxobeat

Male vocals:
Oh oh oh oh eh hm yeah eh
Hm yeah eh hmhmhm yeah eh
Oh oh eh hm yeah eh
Hm yeah eh hmhmhm yeah eh
Oh eh hm yeah eh
Hm yeah eh hmhmhm yeah eh
Oh oh eh hm yeah eh
Hm yeah eh hmhmhm yeah eh

[Chorus]
You make me dance
Bring me up, bring me down
Play it sweet
Make me move like a freak
Mister Saxobeat

Makes me dance
Brings me up, brings me down
Plays it sweet
Makes me move like a freak
Mister Saxobeat

You make me dance
Bring me up, bring me down
Mister Saxobeat
You make me dance
Bring me up, bring me down
Mïster Saxobeat

Lirik Lagu Britney Spears Criminal Testo Letras

[Verse 1:]
He is a hustler, he’s no good at all
He is a loser, he’s a bum, bum, bum, bum
He lies, he bluffs, he’s unreliable
He is a sucker with a gun, gun, gun, gun
I know you told me I should stay away
I know you said he’s just a dog astray
He is a rebel with a tainted heart
And even I know this ain’t smart

[Chorus:]
But mama I’m in love with a criminal
And this type of love isn’t rational, it’s physical
Mama please don’t cry, I will be alright
All reason inside I just can’t deny, I love that guy

[Verse 2:]
He is a villain of the devilA¢a‚¬a„¢s law
He is a killer just for fun, fun, fun, fun
That man’s a snitch and unpredictable
He’s got no conscious, he got none, none, none, none
All I know, should let go, but no
‘Cause he’s a rebel with a tainted heart
And even I know this ain’t smart

[Chorus:]
But mama I’m in love with a criminal
And this type of love isn’t rational, it’s physical
Mama please don’t cry, I will be alright
All reason inside I just can’t deny, I love that guy

[Bridge:]
And he’s got my name
Tatooed on his arm
His lucky charm
So I guess it’s okay
He’s with me
And I hear people talk
Trying to make remarks
Keep us apart
But I don’t even hear
I don’t care

[Chorus x2:]
‘Cause mama I’m in love with a criminal
And this type of love isn’t rational, it’s physical
Mama please don’t cry, I will be alright
All reason inside I just can’t deny, I love that guy

Lirik Lagu Wish You Were Here - Avril Lavigne

I can be tough

I can be strong

But with you, it's not like that at all



There's a girl

who gives a shit

behind this wall

You've just walked through it



And I remember, all those crazy things you said

You left them riding through my head

You're always there, you're everywhere

But right now I wish you were here.

All those crazy things we did

Didn't think about it, just went with it

You're always there, you're everywhere

But right now I wish you were here



Damn, Damn, Damn,

What I'd do to have you

here, here, here

I wish you were here.

Damn, Damn, Damn

What I'd do to have you

near, near, near

I wish you were here.



I love the way you are

It's who I am, don't have to try hard

We always say, say like it is

And the truth is that I really miss



All those crazy things you said

You left them riding through my head

You're always there, you're everywhere

But right now I wish you were here.

All those crazy things we did

Didn't think about it, just went with it

You're always there, you're everywhere

But right now I wish you were here



[Chorus:]

Damn, Damn, Damn,

What I'd do to have you

here, here, here

I wish you were here.

Damn, Damn, Damn

What I'd do to have you

near, near, near

I wish you were here.



[Bridge:]

No, I don't wanna let go

I just wanna let you to know

That I never wanna let go



(let go let go let go let go)



No, I don't wanna let go

I just wanna let you to know

That I never wanna let go



(let go let go let go let go let go let go let go)



Damn, Damn, Damn,

What I'd do to have you

here, here, here

I wish you were here (I wish you were)

Damn, Damn, Damn

What I'd do to have you

near, near, near

I wish you were here.



Damn, Damn, Damn,

What I'd do to have you

here, here, here

I wish you were here.

Damn, Damn, Damn

What I'd do to have you

near, near, near

I wish you were here.
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Budak-2 zaman sekarang ..

aqu rindu mase zaman-2 sekolah rendah , bez jerk .. leyh maen kejar-2 dgn ustazah sbb x pegi sembayang , belajar pon ala kadar je , becinte pon xpenting mase 2 , yang penting , kite enjoy .. hehe , kelakar lah . seronok nye jdi budak-2 .. tp skrng ., nk maen-2 pon susah . kene belajar tiap mase , da la masok klas sains , kene belajar itu , kne belajar ini .. ye pening lah kepale neyh .. bukan nye aqu x bersyukur , aqu tersangat lah bersyukur dapat masuk kelaz sains neyh , kelaz pandai 2 .. tapi bagi lah aqu ruang nak pegi jalan-2 , dating , lepak-2 .. ni x , dekat sekolah kerje , dekat rumah pon kerje .. zaman sekarang , sape-2 yg kate diri die xde BF 2 , PENIPU BESAR lah . siape saje tah yg x ada BF zaman skrng neyh .. zaman skrng , orang hidup pakai duet , bukan pakai cinta .. so , xyh laa korg nak bercinta bagai neyh , buang masa je .. baek korg belajar , nty jadi dokte , kan leyh idop senang , baru la boleyh pk pasal cinte ,.. hehe ..........

CERITA YG TIDAK ADA KENE-MENGENA DIANTARA 1 SAMA LAIN . HAHAKTUIHH !!!

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kite suke begAye gune barang orang .. camera tu pon cameramen punye , kite pinjam jer .. hehe .. kite pegi umah kawan kite .. kakak dier tunang, cantek kakak dier ,, tp kite tunjuk gamba kite jelah yer .. huuu ~~~

VALENTINE'S DAY

Apa pandangan islam ?

VALENTINE'S Day atau HARI KEKASIH sebagaimana yg d fahami ialah hari di mana dua orang yg berkasih syg atau psangan kekasih yg bercinta meraikan percintaan dan kasih syg. Budaya ini d smbut setiap tahun pada 14 Februari.

Golongan remaja adalah golongan yg sering kali d kaitkan dgn soal percintaan. Cuma lumrahnya mereka mudah terikut-ikut dgn pengaruh yg d bawa oleh orang-orang barat.

Mmg islam sgt menggalakkan umatnya berkasih syg di antara 1 sama lain akan tetapi untuk meluahkan kasih syg di antara seorang lelaki dan perempuan perlu melalui saluran yg d benarkan oleh syarak bukan yg menggalakkan kpd perkara-2 yg mendorong atau merangsang kpd yg dilarang dan maksiat.

Banyak ayat-2 Al-Quran dan Hadis Nabi Muhammad Sallallahu Alaihi Wasallam menyatakan mengenai hikmat dan besarnya faedah berkasih syg.

Allah Subhanahu wataala menjelaskan tentang keagungan nikmatnya kpd makhluknya melalui nimkat kasih syg. firman allah :
“Dan (dialah) yg menyatupadukan di antara hati mereka (yg beriman itu). Kalaulah engkau belanjakan sagala (harta benda) yg ada di muka bumi, nescaya engkau tidak dapat juga menyatupadukan d antara hati mereka, akan tetapi allah telah menyatupadukan di antara (hati) mereka. “Surah Al-Anfaal: 63).

Islam tidak pernah menyekat hubungan kasih syg di antara makhluknya. Dalam islam ada 3 kategori kasih : pertama, Allah Subhanahu Wataala kpd hambanya : kedua, kasih hamba kpd pencipta dan ketiga kasih makhluk kpd makhluk.

Mengikut beberapa sumber, VALENTINE adalah nama bagi seorang paderi Kristian yg giat menyebarkan agama tersebut di Rom ketika pemerintah Raja Rom yg bernama Claudius II. Pada masa pemerintahannya, Claudius II telah memenjarakan orang-orang Kristian kerana mengamalkan agama yg bertentangan dgn agamanya. Oleh kerana Valentine seorang penyebar agama Kristian, beliau juga telah ditangkap dan d seksa di dalam penjara.

Wlaupun dalam penjara, Valentine ttap berusaha mangajar dan menyebarkan agama tersebut di kalangan banduan-2 penjara di samping membantu tawanan-2 penjara melepaskan diri dari penjara. Kegiatannya ini telah d ketauhui oleh Raja Rom dan beliau diseksa dan akhirnya dihukum bunuh pada 14 Februari.

Orang-2 Kristian menganggap bahawa Valentine merupakan seorang yg mulia kerana sanggup bekorban dan mati demi kasih sygnya terhadap agama Kristian dan penganut-2. Beliau d samakan dgn Jesus yg kononnya mati kerana menebus dosa yg d lakukan oleh kaumnya.
Valentine bagi penganut agama Kristian adalah lambang kasih syg sejati d antara seorang hamba dgn tuhannya dan dgn sesama manusia. Dikatakan juga bahawa ketika di dlm pnjara, beliau telah jatuh cinta dgn anak salah seorang pegawai penjara dan di akhir hayatnya sebelum d bunuh, beliau sempat menulis sepucuk surat cinta kapada gadis tersebut yg bertandatangan ' From your Valentine '.

Dengan ini, adalah jelas bahawa tidak ada istilah Hari Kekasih atua VALENTINE'S Day dalam islam. Hakikatnya, adalah tidak boleh orang islam menyertainya kerana hari tersebut adalah hari perayaan bagi org Kristian.

Harus d ingat mengamal dan mengikut budaya asing, terutamanya d dalam meraikan hari-2 tertentu tanpa mengetahui latar belakang perayaan tersebut, sebenarnya akan terjerumuskan umat islam kpd kehancuran kerana perkara-2 seperti ini bukan sahaja menjejaskan keimanan dan akidah mereka.

ayat-ayat cinta

Kata yang paling simple adalah I

Kata yang paling indah adalah LOVE

Dan orang tersayang adalah YOU.

That’s why I LOVE YOU

Kau boleh kecewakan aku…
Kau boleh lupakan aku…
Tapi, ketika kau ingin menemuiku…

Lihat bayanganmu sendiri…
Seperti itulah, aku kan selalu ada untukmu…


Bwt malam, bintanglah yg spesial
Bwt bunga, kumbanglah yang spesial
But! Bwt aq, cm kamulah yg plg spesial

Aq menulis namamu di langit
tp awan menghapusnya

aq menulis namamu di pantai
tp ombak menghapusnya

jadi aq menulis namamu di hatiku
biar ia tetap berada disana .
I LOVE U SO MUCH !!

cinte hati saye ...

cinte ? npe sronok sgt bcnte ? ape yg bez ny bcinte ?
halah , ape sgt lah cnte2 neyh .. hehe ..
tnpe cinte , xleyh idop woo .. kowg msty larrh maw d syngi ,
d belai2 cm kucing kn .. bez 2 ..
aq pon xleyh idop tnpe cinte ,
2 larrh owg ckp , cnte i2 bute .. bute woiit !!!!
neyh lAh cnte hty sye .. sdap kitowg mam KFC , hehe ..

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ini lah saie .. nurfarah hanim , umo 16 thn .. mgkin brdsarkn umor , nmpk tue , tp dlm diri , budak-budak lagi .. so , kte enjoy ..

cite cinte ..

cnte ,. ade kaleny cinte ney dtg ngn iklaz . dan ada kalanya ia dtg scra tbe2 dan ia ny adalah cnte yg tdak iklas .. i2 adalah 1 kslpan bsar yg tlah dilakukan ,. cnta adalah anugerah yg pling indah dan pling brmkne dlm idop , so spe2 yg da mmpunyai cnte ., tlng lah mnjgenye sbaik-baikny sbb , klaw anda trlps die , anda akan khilngn ny buat slame2ny ..

cite pasal rokok .. haha

Isteri : Abang tau x, rokok ni blh wat abang cpt mati?

Suami : mane ade. Jodoh ajal maut, semua tuhan yang tentukan…

Isteri : hmmmm… berapa banyak abang habiskan duit untuk rokok?

Suami : sari sekotak Dunhill RM10. Perghh! Feeling.

Isteri : satu hari satu kotak. Hmmm.. seminggu RM70. Sebulan RM2,100. Setahun RM25,200. abang mule isap rokok bile???

Suami : pandai math lah awak ni… dri tingkatan 2. awatnya?

Isteri : Sekarang umur abang 34. 34-14=20. and then RM25,200 darab dengan 20 dapat RM504,000! Banyakkan yang abang dah bazirkan dlm tempoh 20 tahun.

Suami : so? Abang ade mintak duit kat awak ke nak beli rokok? Tak adakan?!!

Isteri : memanglah takde, tapi kalau abang tak merokok dan menyimpan, skrg
abang dah boleh beli Skyline dah.. Evo ke.. semua boleh!

Suami : Awak isap rokok x yang?

Isteri : Tak bang…kenape tanye mcm 2?

Suami : kalau awak x isap rokok mcm abang…mane Skyline awak?

hehehe..

i love my fwenz so muchh !

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